The 12 Days of Texas Rangers Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
A Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the second day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Two Pennants above

and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the third day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Three Ballpark friends

Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the fourth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Four bouts of the absurd

Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the fifth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Five Gallo Swings

Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the sixth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Six Guilders a-playing

Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the seventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming

Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the eighth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Eight Elvis a-grinning

Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilder a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the ninth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Nine Fans dancing

Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the tenth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Ten Leonys Lasers

Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
#Eleven Darvish K-ing

Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Twelve Beltre beltings

#Eleven Darvish K-ing
Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy

amongst the fan debris...

Merry Christmas!