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The 12 Days of Texas Rangers Christmas

This song implies that the Rangers are your true love

Merry Christmas, Wrigley
Merry Christmas, Wrigley
Derek Holland's staircase

On the first day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
A Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the second day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Two Pennants above

and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the third day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Three Ballpark friends

Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the fourth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Four bouts of the absurd

Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the fifth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Five Gallo Swings

Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the sixth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Six Guilders a-playing

Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the seventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming


Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the eighth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Eight Elvis a-grinning

Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilder a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the ninth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Nine Fans dancing

Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the tenth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Ten Leonys Lasers

Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
#Eleven Darvish K-ing

Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Twelve Beltre beltings

#Eleven Darvish K-ing
Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy

amongst the fan debris...

Merry Christmas!