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On the first day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
A Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the second day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the third day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the fourth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the fifth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the sixth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the seventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the eighth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilder a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the ninth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the tenth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
#Eleven Darvish K-ing
Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy amongst the fan debris
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the home team gave to me:
Twelve Beltre beltings
#Eleven Darvish K-ing
Ten Leonys Lasers
Nine Fans dancing
Eight Elvis a-grinning
Seven minutes of Bronx a-swimming
Six Guilders a-playing
Five Gallo Swings
Four bouts of the absurd
Three Ballpark friends
Two Pennants above
and a Knoxy
amongst the fan debris...
Merry Christmas!