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Fox Sports girl Kaime wins parachute-packing race, packs parachute for America's least lucky soldier.

Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

Fox Sports had an event at Fort Bragg to honor the troops which included a parachute-packing race that was won by our very own Fox Sports regional girl Kaime. The losers, of course, are whichever poor bastards have to jump out of an airplane with a parachute packed at speed by Kaime, Chris Hammond and/or Rex Hudler.

Jeff Wilson has a story about Rangers' special assistant Tony Fernandez, who wants kids in the Dominican Republic to get more schooling as a backup to baseball.

Daniel Bard did his research, and he knows that if there is one team that could survive a Daubert challenge on Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, it is the Rangers.

Richard Durrett contemplates whether Martin Perez will build on 2013 or if he will develop TOS or fall in with the unsavory Mr. Santos or whatever other insanities might derail a young ballplayer.

Finally, if you are like Clevenger and Yossarian and like to collect odd illnesses, here's Stiff Person Syndrome(probably coming soon to a Ranger rotation near you!).