We get our first look at Martin Perez this spring. He will face someone on the Oakland A's who isn't especially good so much as he pitches in a ballpark with 97 percent more foul territory than all other ballparks combined.*
Or Sonny Gray. Sonny Gray isn't O.Co good. Sonny Gray is just good.
Update: I looked it up and the Rangers will indeed face Sonny Gray. Gloops.
Neal Cotts and Jason Frasor are also scheduled to throw.
*Actually stat is 97 percent more raw sewage