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Stop me if you've heard this one: The Rockies score a gorillion runs while the Rangers score a scant few on a Adrian Beltre home run. We must be entering baseball's Twilight Zone because I'm sure I've seen this same game for a few nights in a row.
MISSING: @Rangers pitching, if seen please tweet us ASAP
— Denver Police Dept. (@DenverPolice) May 7, 2014
Player of the Game: There is no good Texas Ranger.