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MLB Dong Derby: Chris Berman's Revenge

Folks not named Joey Gallo are about to hit some dingers

By ghostofErikThompson
MLB is afraid of letting this guy embarrass the Major Leaguers
MLB is afraid of letting this guy embarrass the Major Leaguers
Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

The Home Run Derby comes to a stadium that sounds like it was named for it. Target Field will be witness to many dongs tonight as Major League Baseball lets its hair down for the annual Home Run Derby.

For the American League you've got:

  • Jose Bautista
  • Yoenis Cespedes
  • Josh Donaldson
  • Brian Dozier
  • Adam Jones

Launching for the National League:

  • Todd Frazier
  • Justin Morneau
  • Yasiel Puig
  • Giancarlo Stanton
  • Troy Tulowitzki

That AL team is embarrassing and begging for Joey Gallo. Who you got? It's gotta be Stanton, right?