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Neftali Feliz was able to talk Ron Washington into leaving him in the game, working on the philosophy that any win by more than one run is a waste of valuable offense.
Neal Cotts has been claimed on revocable waivers.
Nick Martinez had a nice outing today at a time of day when most of you have not yet finished vomiting.
T.R. Sullivan's notebook tells us that Derek Holland is still not ready and that Cody Buckel is starting to get over his case of the yips, walking only 12 in 12 innings in high A.
Chuck Greenberg's purchase of the Roughriders has been approved, at least until some member of the Ryan clan shows up and brings the high heat.
Oh, wow, who would have thought it but Jim Adduci sucks.
Nick Martinez's strength, like noted fey Arthurian half-brother Gawain, apparently waxes and wanes with the rising and setting sun Which would be useful if the Rangers' home stadium was in the Arctic Circle, but it isn't so thanks for nothing, Nick.
Finally, here's a little video of a dog named Blue that was brought in to the hospital where I work with mange and a bad case of "needs a sandwich."