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51-80 - Rangers get blanked by Mariners in elaborate plot for revenge

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The Rangers shockingly did not make good on the chance to win three consecutive games for the first time since mid-June

I wish he were a little bit taller
I wish he were a little bit taller
Otto Greule Jr

I can't wait for every team in the AL West to also not win the World Series. We've known this season was horse poop for months now. We've had forever to come to terms with it and enjoy our Simpsons marathons and binge drinking. They'll have been building up sustained hope for October glory all year only to see it come crashing down over the course of a handful of games. No one's got it better than us!

Player of the Game: I...uh, how about that Tomas Telis last night?!