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I guess in about five years I'm going to have to write about the depressing, wasted career of Neftali Feliz. He is, after all, the Hank Blalock of Texas Rangers pitchers now.
Player of the Game: I wonder how the local media will find a way to pin this one on Yu Darvish. Find out in tomorrow's morning update.