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I'm definitely rooting for the Rangers to finish last in baseball this season for all of the benefits inherent therein, but there's something truly embarrassing about losing every series against the Astros in Houston this season. After going 17-2 against the Astros last season, the Rangers are 5-11 against them this year. Yuck.
Player of the Game: Jose Altuve was the shortest man in the stadium but the largest man for Team Tank today.