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Happy birthday, Adam J. Morris!

They say it's your birthday, it's Screech's birthday too, yeah

You know Adam's all about that birthday cake, 'bout that cake
You know Adam's all about that birthday cake, 'bout that cake
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Today, Lone Star Ball's fearless leader (or impervious tyrant) celebrates his birthday. Along with Adam, here is a brief list of less important people who were also born on January 7:

  • Kevin Mench
  • Nicolas Cage
  • Katie Couric
  • Dustin Diamond
  • Kenny Loggins
  • Millard Fillmore
Here are a few things that happened throughout history on January 7 that were obviously less important than the birth of Adam Morris:
  • 1894 – William Kennedy Dickson receives a patent for motion picture film.
  • 1945 – World War II: British General Bernard Montgomery holds a press conference in which he claims credit for victory in the Battle of the Bulge.
  • 1959 – The United States recognizes the new Cuban government of Fidel Castro.
  • 1999 – The Senate trial in the impeachment of U.S. President Bill Clinton begins.
Also, unless you're some sort of philistine scrub who doesn't use the Julian calendar like a good Orthodox Christian, today is Christmas day. This once again proves that AJM might very well be our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Happy birthday, Adam. My gift to you is my old copy of the Giant Don Welke poster from Ranger Beat:
Let's all wish Adam a happy birthday in the comments.