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Pour out a 40 for the unbroken chain of custody for the corpse of Michael Young's career, as Llisaverto Bonilla was one of the 40 man roster casualties when the Rangers made room for Yu Darvish and others coming off the DL.
Evan Grant notes the one thing that burns in Josey's guts like a 50,000 scoville pepper: there were no squabbles among competing camps in this year's acquisitions.
Derek Holland loves him some Cole Hamels.
And, finally, here's a YouTube playlist of episodes of the show The Great Philosophers if you want to balance your guilt about YouTube-ing at work with the noble satisfaction in the pursuit of knowledge.