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Yeah, Evan, the answer to the first base question may not be Mitch Moreland but where are we going to get a new nonthreatening white guy?
In an eerie parallel to the Morris family, Yu Darvish's brother was arrested for taking bets on professional baseball games.
Jeff Banister flopped in the swimsuit competition to tie for third as the AL manager of the year.
And, finally, in "those silly savages from the olden days news," players used to steal across the diamond from first to third and Babe Ruth used to wear cabbage on his head. Yep, cabbage.