Brad Townsend says that the reason Jeff Banister was able to exorcise Ian Kinsler's injury causing curse is because, come on, Jeff Banister beat cancer.
Gerry Fraley notes that the Rangers could face Cy Young winner Dallas Keuchel a bunch of times next year (and I didn't check the comments, but I'm sure there's a "when we gonna get some pitchin' in here" somewhere).
Connor Sadzek throws hard.
Derek Holland would like to win a Cy Young award, but Rangers don't get them and Holland apparently would have to lobby for a Half-Season Cy Young to be created.
And that's all I've got! Tip your servers!