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Evan Grant, Kevin sherrington, and Barry Horn say "what, are you afraid of podcasts? I mean, what else are we going to do while hashtagging the twitter machine?"
Baseball Chris Farley has once again fallen down.
Delino Deshields is starting a rehab assignment.
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
Mitch Moreland says he can play through the pain, which is where I'd say something about grit and spitting and rubbing some dirt on it but, really, let's just acknowledge that Mitch Moreland is Yossarian from Catch 22.
Gerry Fraley says that Ron Washington is the reason Oakland is going bananas, and is then contradicted by none other than Ron Washington.
If the question is "what should the Rangers do about the bullpen," the answer is always "Spencer Patton the crap out of it."
Colby Lewis lost his command in the fifth and then Oakland done Oakland'd.
Joey Gallo is adjusting to major league pitching, apparently by striking out al the time.
Josh Hamilton is putting on a clinic down in AAA, hitting a couple of singles and then gingerly strolling to first lest he tumble into a pile of loosely attached bone and sinew like the medical curiosity that he is.
and, finally, rats apparently dream of the vacation they are planning to take in your clothes hamper.