Thursday Morning Links

Elvis Andrus says "replacement level player?  I'll show you replacement level player."  And then we all think about what we could buy with $120 million.

This story was linked in the comments yesterday, but Shin-Soo Choo's wife laid down some metaphor and Shin-Soo Choo suddenly stopped sucking.

Surprise!  Josh Hamilton may need to go spend some time in his timeshare on beautiful Lake DL!

David Schoenfield says that the race for the second wild card spot is populated by mediocre teams, to which I say well, yep.

Hanser Alberto is back!

Adam Rosales, you'll always be able to tell the story about how the Oakland A's and the Rangers were fighting over you.

I'll take "Headlines from Duh! Weekly" for $1000, Alex.

Well, maybe one day Derek Holland will pitch a full season.