Yogi Berra has died.
Gerry Fraley says that Jeff Banister has the moves like Jagger.
Mike Napoli bought the team some American flag shorts that apparently are Girdles of Hill Giant Strength. Good job, Naps!
In the second DMN article from yesterday that labels Jeff Banister "bold" we learn that Cole Hamels will miss the series opener against Houston but will get three more starts before season's end.
Jeff Banister still supports Napoli playing in left. You know, because "bold."
Prince Fielder and Mitch Moreland are both up for the Esurance Bounceback Player of the Year award.
T.R. Sullivan takes a look at Napoli in left field phenomenon and pronounces it Naptastic.
Chi Chi Gonzalez came in in relief last night and bailed out Martin Perez.
And, finally, here's this because I think it's funny.