Left field has been a house of horrors for the Rangers in recent years as Evan Grant evaluates the position ahead of the offseason. From zombie Josh Hamilton, Mike "The Butcher" Napoli, and I think Prince Fielder's spine roaming an inning or two out there, the Rangers will look to bring back Carlos Gomez or move Nomar Mazara to the patch of grass haunted by David Murphy.
And there you go. That is the only article anyone could bring themselves to write about the Rangers for today. If you're still looking for something horrifying to read, here's a longform piece on the moment Teddy Bridgewater's skeleton tried to escape his body.
Have a spooky day.