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I believe the kids would say that, in regards to Carlos Beltran, the Astros are thirsty.
Here's 10 things you should know about the Rangers new Ballpark, though 7 of those things are proofs of concept for future novelty concession items.
Jurickson Profar gets graded for his season.
Mike Napoli will always be the fire the Rangers can't put out.
Jose Leclerc gets graded for a season when he never found his way to the trust tree.
Adrian Beltre and Mitch Moreland have won the Gold Glove for their positions. Mitch Moreland can use his to catch the best wishes for his future endeavors he will likely be getting in the offseason.
Jon Daniels has to pick a new recipient for the friendship bracelet he's been working on.
Thad Levine thinks this could be a watershed moment for Derek Holland's career.
Shin Soo Choo may be able to stay healthy if he moves to DH.