As Evan Grant continues to grade the Rangers, Beltre is the student we all hated and the pitching staff is the stoner that's wasting his potential.
Hanser Alberto tops the list of greatest Rangers of all time to wear the weirdo numbers of 61-70.
Hanser Alberto does not make the list of greatest Ranger free agents of all time, though.
Let's take a look at our offseason priorities!
The 2011 World Series forever altered the way the world looks at Derek Holland.
And that appears to be about it this morning.