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Joey Gallo will miss the next 6-8 weeks because of a hamstring injury and Elvis Andrus is undergoing surgery.
Maybe it's time that Derek Holland becomes someone else's frustration.
Nomar Mazara and Shin-Soo Choo look to make a great combination in right field in the alternate dimension where Shin-Soo Choo is not measuring drapes to hang in the disabled list.
And, still, Adam's greatest Rangers of all time list sits idle. We may be coming up on the 10 year anniversary of the last update.
In the ongoing "Grading the Rangers" series, Prince Fielder gets an F on the field but an A for going out like a boss.
Chi Chi Gonzalez was apparently much easier to grade, though.
Are Ian Desmond and Carlos Gomez too expensive to come back next year?
Ten Things You Should Know About Shin Soo Choo, a 3 part epic poem about the disabled list.
Joey Gallo is mentally preparing himself to replace Mitch Moreland next season by pulling his hamstring.
And that's about it.