Anthony Castrovince aims to figure out who will sign Edwin Encarnacion and gives the Rangers the best shot of landing him with four parrots out of five in his parrot-likelihood rating.
Andrew Simon *ahem* parrots Castrovince and names the Rangers as the best fit for Encarnacion as he looks to find homes for the remaining bats on the market.
Chris Tripodi names his 2016 Rangers minor league All-Star team for milb.com with Joey Gallo and Yohander Mendez leading the way.
John Perrotto writes about “work in progress” Gallo in his rumblings with quotes from Jeff Banister.
Manager Banister has high hopes for Nomar Mazara in his second year in the big leagues in 2017.
Finally, Christmas comes early as Joe Buck’s apathy toward baseball means he’d rather spend time with his adult children than call the World Series so he’s looking to vacate the booth sooner rather than later.
Have a nice day!