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A special thanks to 2numbers for coming by Animal Hope yesterday and adopting a dog for his daughter. Adopting a dog out to an LSB'er was a fun experience, particularly someone who appreciates the idiocy of the two number username crowd.
Jose Altuve says don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years. Then he went back inside the hollowed out watermelon where he lives with Floppins, a magical bunny that wears a waistcoat.
Here are some fun Ranger first half stats!
Buster Olney labels the Rangers the team most in need of reinforcements at the trade deadline.
Joe Peta, ladies and gentlemen, is a hater.
Clear your schedule on Saturday!
Playing in a National League park means that pitchers can shut their stupid faces about run support and help themselves. By grounding weakly to short.
Jason Stark anoints Jose Altuve, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, the first half AL MVP.
Adrian Beltre has the Bland Noninformative Quote app installed on his phone.
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