On a day where Ryan Dempster was doing his dumb Harry Caray bit for the Cubs' radio broadcast, the Rangers were getting shutout by former Texas pitching prospects Kyle Hendricks, Carl 'C.J.' Edwards, Pedro Strop, and Justin Grimm.
It was the kind of wound that didn't need much salting but the Cubs tipped over a whole can of Morton on the Rangers anyway.
Player of the Game: I don't know. What's Christian Villanueva up to these days?
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