John Henry was a steel-drivin' man.
The Rockies intentionally walked Carlos Beltran and Adrian Beltre won the game. That's about right.
Jonathan Lucroy said that there wasn't much that the Rockies could do, the lineup is just that awesome.
Well, if you'd like to relive the emotional press conference, here you go.
Joe DiMaggio is no Adrian Beltre.
Prince Fielder is still a valuable team member.
Derek Holland, Elvis Andrus and Michael Young eulogized Prince Fielder's career.
Who wants circus tickets?
Derek Holland threw three innings in a rehab start.
Another come from behind win, and a 5 win streak! Although, counting on scoring a bunch of late-inning runs doesn't seem like a sustainable strategy.
Here's another recap of the press conference.
Beltre'd. And BAM! Beltre'd again!
You just got Drew Stubbs'd! Eh, it doesn't have the same ring to it.
Well, Levi, opening a recap with a quote from The Wire is a good way to get me to read it, I'll give you that.