Wednesday Morning Links

Power hitters were held by their hamstrings when their mothers dipped them in the River Styx.

Cole Hamels has cleaned up his beard and it allowed him to dominate the White Sox.

The team thinks Carlos Gomez’s jammed shoulder isn’t serious.

Robinson Chirinos has been signed to an extension.

Evan Grant continues his roster prognostication.

The DMN has some takeaways from yesterday’s win over the White Sox.

The script for the Rangers buddy comedy continues to write itself.

Well, I find the GIF endearing.

Gallo’s hamstring betrayed him right as he was getting into a groove.

Jon Daniels says, in regards to Robinson Chirinos’ contract extension, that he brings his lunchpail.

Adrian Beltre’s answer to a question about his sore calf muscle upon returning from the WBC: “I don’t know, I didn’t get on base.”

The FWST has an injury roundup.

Third base coach Tony Beasley will sing the anthem on Opening Day.

The FWST also has their Surprise Five from yesterday’s game.