9-12 - The Rangers might never beat the Twins ever again

I didn't much care for that game one bit. Let's look at this instead:

YOOOO pic.twitter.com/kJN8vX4FFC

— nick (@nick_pants) April 26, 2017

"I told you I wasn't gonna slide." - Chris Coghlan. pic.twitter.com/DQIG1qAYm2

— MLB (@MLB) April 26, 2017

That's the best thing that I have ever seen.

Player of the Game: Joey Gallo hit a long home run. May those words always excite us.

Up Next: Someone will pitch for the Rangers and lose to whoever is pitching for the Twins. The game will begin at 7 something pm CT and end sometime a few hours after that.