28-32 - Rangers beat pathetic, puny National League team 5-2

I heard the Nationals were good but they play National League baseball so who really knows. Tonight, the Rangers beat the Nationals in the city of their origin because they are a superior American League team.

Player of the Game: Jonathan Lucroy went 3-for-4 with a dinger and three RBI and for a brief moment made me forget about Sweet Lew Brinson.

Up Next: The Rangers and Nationals play a game a freakin' 11 am on a Saturday morning what the hell?