Well, we’re not going to win a Wild Card berth that way.
Annnnnnddd... here’s your Tom Hicks update.
The addition of Drew Robinson means that Delino Deshields is spending more time yelling platitudes from the bench.
The secret to busting Rougned Odor’s slump: bunts and phenylbutazone.
It’s not just the offense and bullpen that suck... the defense sucks, too.
If stepping up his game can’t get Delino Deshields into the lineup more regularly there is still something that can... everyone better getting shipped out at the trade deadline.
Drugs. The answer is drugs.