Good morning. I am happy for Ian Kinsler and Mitch Moreland. I am unhappy about most everything else.
No, Elvis Andrus doesn’t know if Adrian Beltre is going to retire but yes he would like an emoji of himself touching Beltre’s head.
We’re No. 24! We’re No. 24!
And, lastly, the official Twitter account of the Texas Rangers called the team losers all in the name of scoring those sweet, sweet retweets which are definitely a valuable currency.
Have a nice day!