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We (specifically Ian Kinsler and Mitch Moreland) are the champions!

World Series - Boston Red Sox v Los Angeles Dodgers - Game Five Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images

Good morning. I am happy for Ian Kinsler and Mitch Moreland. I am unhappy about most everything else.

Evan Grant writes that World Series winning manager Alex Cora thinks the Red Sox won the World Series because they don’t have Joey Gallo or something.

No, Elvis Andrus doesn’t know if Adrian Beltre is going to retire but yes he would like an emoji of himself touching Beltre’s head.

We’re No. 24! We’re No. 24!

This piece on an alternative reality from Samuel Hale is better than actual reality because it would mean the Rangers were champions in 2018.

And, lastly, the official Twitter account of the Texas Rangers called the team losers all in the name of scoring those sweet, sweet retweets which are definitely a valuable currency.

Have a nice day!