The thought of maximizing Adrian Beltre’s trade value by DH’ing him makes me a little sad.
Rougned Odor bunted for a hit on Wednesday for the first time since last year.
Baphomet will not be appeased.
Jeff Banister got ejected yesterday when he went to ask the home plate ump “Yanny or Laurel?”
Isiah Kiner-Filefa is already getting comparisons to Michael Young.
Way to waste Doug Fister’s solid outing, you guys.
Cole Hamels has got a stiff neck, because of course he does.
Elvis Andrus has resumed baseball activities.