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Houston Astros @ Texas Rangers
Thursday June 07, 2018, 7:05 PM CDT
The Ballpark
vs.
Go Rangers!
Weather update: This game will be delayed because of a severe thunderstorm because God got spooked after the Rangers were so bold as to start Joey Gallo in center field. The game is expected to begin at 7:45 pm CT.
Weather Update II: The shy's hissy fit is over so the game is back on.