I’m sorry. I’ve just been sitting here for the last two hours thinking about the absolute absurdity of suboptimal power hitting prospect Ronald Guzman swatting three home runs in a game on August 10, 2018.
Ronald Guzman hit three or fewer home runs in four of his various stops in the minor leagues.— Christopher Fittz (@apoplecticfittz) August 11, 2018
Ronald Guzman hit three home runs in his entire stint with Hickory in 2015.— Christopher Fittz (@apoplecticfittz) August 11, 2018
Ronald Guzman hit 51 home runs total in just over 600 minor leagues games.— Christopher Fittz (@apoplecticfittz) August 11, 2018
Ronald Guzman hit six home runs total in an entire 118 game season in the Sally League in 2014. He's hit six against the Yankees in 2018.— Christopher Fittz (@apoplecticfittz) August 11, 2018
Here’s even more nutso factoids for you to giggle about as you think about Guzman doing that tonight with his family taking up like two rows of an entire section at Yankee Stadium cheering him on:
Guzman notes from #Rangers media relations star, Rich Rice pic.twitter.com/T2dSlL2CwY— Jared Sandler (@JaredSandler) August 11, 2018
Player of the Game:
August 11, 2018
Up Next: The Rangers and Yankees have a noon matinee on the docket with Drew Hutchison set to make the start for Texas against RHP Lance Lynn for New York. First pitch from Yankee Stadium is scheduled for 12:05 pm CT. Tune in early or you’ll miss Ronald Guzman hitting another home run.