Wednesday Morning Links

Joey Gallo is Joey Gallo, and the Rangers just want him the be the Joey Galloest Joey Gallo that Joey Gallo can be.

Evan Grant observes that the team will likely be fielding a lefty-heavy lineup featuring a lot of lefties that didn’t hit lefties very well last year.

The Rangers have signed goldshirt Ensign Tyler Pill to teach Nagilum about mortality or to be pointlessly killed by a tar monster or whatever.

Shelby Miller has experienced the pitch clock and has judged it “goofy.”

The players think the Machado deal is just ducky, but the Rangers were never in on him.