Joey Gallo has adopted a joey


They call him Joey Gallo and now Texas Rangers outfielder Joey Gallo is the proud adopter of a real live joey kangaroo of his own. If you're feeling like you're having a bit of déjà vu, it's because this also happened two days ago when Ronald "The Condor" Guzman adopted a condor. I don't know what will happen next but maybe Rougned Odor will bring a Wicks 'n' Sticks franchise to the Parks Mall at Arlington or Elvis Andrus will buy Graceland.