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Joey Gallo says that he’s just fine, thank you, there’s nothing wrong with his groin and he’ll be right as rain on Opening Day.
The two Delino Deshieldses met at home plate yesterday to exchange lineup cards in a touching moment. Expect the schmaltz to be turned up to 11 when the two teams meet over Father’s Day weekend in June.
Evan Grant has his fifth roster projection of the spring and observes that a papier mache pitching corps means no Willie Calhoun.
Evan’s mailbag column is all about pitching and why Dallas Keuchel shouldn’t be a consideration for Texas, among other things.
If you’re a pitcher and this Ranger team has released you, there are probably some huge flaws in your game.
There are some rule changes in the Ranger clubhouse, maybe resulting in a little looser structure, but we don’t know for sure and somehow video games are involved. That’s the gist of this vague column in the DMN.
Hans Crouse has his trusty Crash Davis Cliche Generator app and is ready to meet the press.
T.R. Sullivan has a notes column wherein we learn of the untold delights that await us on Opening Day, among other things.