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After a disastrous start to the 2021 season in a new uniform, Elvis Andrus has returned to Arlington slightly less disastrously (if not trimphantly).
Chris Woodward thinks pitchers shouldn’t be clowning and high siding on the umpires for the foreign substances checks, noting that the rules are the rules.
Evan Grant says that Taylor Hearn hasn’t made the most of his opportunities and that hope lives in Frisco.
Joey Gallo thinks that foreign substances are for wussies and that chicks dig the long ball.
Adolis Garcia’s back has got to be aching from carrying the Ranger offense.