58-100 - Rangers topple to loss 100 for first time since 1973

The Texas Rangers scored twice but the Anaheim Angels scored seven runs.

Nolan Ryan only had two no-hitters the last time the Rangers lost 100 games games before tonight.

Happy Days was a year away from debuting on television the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The first episode of SNL aired two years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Jimmy Carter become President three years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The very first Star Wars film hit theaters in the summer four years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The rainbow flag made its debut as part of the LGBT movement five years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Happy Meal debuted at McDonald’s six years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

John Lennon was shot and killed seven years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Mario debuted in Donkey Kong eight years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

I was born nine years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video is aired on television ten years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Transformers debuted in syndication 11 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Nick at Nite debuted on cable television 12 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight airing classics such as The Donna Reed Show, The Smothers Brothers, and Mr. Ed. Now it airs Friends.

Halley’s Comet reached the closet point to Earth until 2061 13 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The very first short of The Simpsons was aired during The Tracey Ullman Show 14 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight. This might say more about The Simpsons than the Rangers, however.

President Ronald Reagan signed a bill providing the death penalty for murderous drug traffickers to kick off the “War on Drugs” 15 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

A 6.9 (nice) earthquake hit the Bay Area to interrupt the World Series featuring the Giants and A’s 16 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Gulf War began as Iraq invaded Kuwait 17 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Magic Johnson announced that he had HIV just weeks before Freddie Mercury died of AIDS 18 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Vice President Dan Quayle corrected a grade school child’s spelling of potato to “potatoe” 19 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Windows NT 3.1 was released 20 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

O.J. Simpson took his Ford Bronco on a low-speed police chase through Brentwood, CA 21 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Yahoo! was incorporated 22 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Dallas Cowboys won the Super Bowl for the most recent time in franchise history 23 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting 24 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Google was officially founded 25 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The massacre at Columbine High happened 26 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight. School shootings are still happening.

And entire dang new millennium began 27 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The year was 2001 so you know what happened 28 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The bursting of the dotcom bubble reached rock bottom 29 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The began yet another war in Iraq 30 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The final episode of Friends aired 31 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight. You can catch it on Nick at Nite.

YouTube went live 32 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Vice President Dick Cheney just straight up shot a dude in between orchestrating wars 33 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The first iPhone went on sale 34 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

We oopsied right into The Great Recession 35 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

A black President was inaugurated into office for the first time in the nation’s history 36 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Texas Rangers went to the World Series 37 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Texas Rangers didn’t win the World Series 38 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Avengers hit theaters to culminate half a decade of the Marvel Cinematic Universe 39 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

One upping Avengers as the biggest movie event of the decade, Sharknado was released 40 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Matthew McConaughey, perhaps best known for most of his active career as the weirdo creep in Dazed and Confused, won the Academy Award for Best Actor 41 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

David Letterman appeared on The Late Show for the last time 42 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

America elected an orange reality TV show host as the President 43 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Jeff Bezos became the world’s richest person 44 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

Bill Cosby was found guilty three counts of aggravated indecent assault 45 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight, which would have seemed crazy to people like 15 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

A literal plague started to happen 46 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The orange reality TV show host was voted out of office 47 years after the last time the Rangers lost 100 games before tonight.

The Texas Rangers lost 100 games for the first time in 48 years.

Player of the Game: Janson Junk for fittingly being the starting pitcher for the opponent in the game the Rangers hit the century mark of misery. How utterly Rangers to lose their 100th game to literally Junk.

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