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EPL Thread

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Jack, Raheem and Szcz gonna have fun out on the town next season...

EPL Thread

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If only he could afford a 20 goal scoring striker.

EPL Thread - Chelsea's to lose

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You're a DM now, son.

EPL Thread

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Of course I say no rumors this window and Chelsea sign Cuadrado. Bastards.

EPL THREAD - JANUARY TRANSFERS PT.2

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The one where everybody wants Pogba

EPL - TRANSFER SEASON BABY

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BRING IT ON PLEASE REC BECAUSE GOET IS A NAZI

Dallas Stars somehow forget existence of Pudge Rodriguez

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But maybe more importantly, what about Walker, Texas Ranger?

What was the moment you realized 2014 might not be our year?

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I guess I probably suspected that the Rangers were in trouble when Derek Holland went down with injury in January, but the moment I felt in my heart that this wasn't going to be the year was when Prince Fielder grounded into this weird, dumb double play in Spring Training. I'm convinced that that was the baseball gods giving us a heads up.

A conversation between A.J. Preller and Jon Daniels

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*Jon Daniels' phone buzzes, Pink Floyd's 'Comfortably Numb' plays* *A 619 area code shows up on the phone's display* JD: "Hello?" *The voice on the other end whispers only, "Profar."* JD: "Huh?" "Alfaro." JD: "Who is this?" "Mazara." JD: "Now hang on a damn minu..." *An old man's stifled laughter can be heard in the background, "Tell 'im you want Chi Chi, too" he can be heard saying* *Former Rangers' Assistant GM A.J. Preller chokes back a laugh, "Shhh, shh you'll blow it..." as he tries to quiet the laughing scout* JD: "Wait a minute... Is that Don Welke? Preller, is that you?" *Preller and Welke let loose the laughter they were holding in* JD: "What the hell, Preller?" AJ: "You didn't think we'd just go to baseball Siberia and leave our boys, did you? JD: "Well, congratulations on Wil Myers and all but you know too well that the names you're throwing around are a part of the future here in Texas." DW: "Oh, he hasn't heard." JD: "Heard what?" AJ: "Upton." *Daniels sucks air through his teeth* JD: "...you didn't..." AJ: "I did." JD: "What do you want?" AJ: "You know what I want." JD: "Ronald Guzman! He's one of your kids, right?" AJ: "You have my new number. Give it a call when you're ready to start talking Gallo." *click* *Daniels glances at the framed photo of Justin Upton that he keeps on his desk.* *He picks up a folder that reads: Profar, Jurickson - Medicals* *He silently strokes his chin as he opens the folder*

EPL Thread - Long Live the King

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New thread - Henry retires GOET hates soccer